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Dave Barry's Year in Review for 2024 humorously encapsulates the absurdity of the past year with biting wit and satire. Here are the highlights:

Art Meets Absurdity

A cryptocurrency mogul spends $6.2 million on a banana at auction—then eats it, declaring it "much better than other bananas."

Cultural Oddities

Breakdancing debuts as an Olympic sport.

Grown adults brawl in Target over Stanley hydration cups.

Americans set their clocks back and forward without understanding why, continuing the Daylight Saving Time ritual.

Election-Year Madness

2024's election features Joe Biden and Donald Trump, both with unique challenges: Biden struggles with coherence, and Trump juggles legal battles and controversial statements.

Democrats nominate Kamala Harris after Biden's late withdrawal, but internal chaos and voter dissatisfaction lead to a Trump landslide victory.

Key Events

1. JANUARY: U.S. politics feel like a horror movie as the Biden-Trump rematch dominates headlines.

2. MARCH: Biden's fiery State of the Union speech raises eyebrows, while Trump unveils a shoe line at "Sneaker Con."

3. JUNE: A tech glitch by an 87-year-old man costs $5 billion in global business losses.

4. SEPTEMBER: Hurricanes Helene and Milton wreak havoc, while Trump stirs controversy with statements about Haitian immigrants eating pets.

5. NOVEMBER: Despite predictions of a close race, Trump secures a decisive win, aided by Democratic missteps.

Corporate Mishaps

Boeing's troubles continue, with planes losing parts mid-flight and their products becoming a recurring punchline.

Pop Culture

Taylor Swift's influence remains unparalleled, from endorsing Harris to inspiring countless news cycles.

Looking Ahead

Barry's satirical take on 2024 ends with a cautious hope for 2025, albeit tempered by the lingering absurdity of the previous year.

With sharp humor and clever observations, Barry once again captures the essence of a tumultuous year that was equal parts ridiculous and unforgettable.

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